Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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