Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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