so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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