My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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