im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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