That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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