wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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