let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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