my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The ass gains better be worth it
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