He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize