I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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