glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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