What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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