To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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