I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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