Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
COCAINE IS GR8
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
