in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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