i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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