Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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