Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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