yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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