Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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