I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
