I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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