im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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