why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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