Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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