No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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