I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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