are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
