Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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