It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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