is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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