If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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