she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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