I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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