Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
now i know why i became what i already was.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
