it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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