I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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