google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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