I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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