Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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