also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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