How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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