i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
