Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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