Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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