I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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