Whoa Z and x make the same sound
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
