DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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