Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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