wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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