i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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