Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You pole danced in your parka.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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