What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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